AUTHOR'S NOTE: This story is set in the continuity of my Where I Watch: My Little Pony series. But it happens after the events of 2nd season of Friendship Is Magic. As such, if you haven't read the rest of the series, some of this might be slightly confusing.
...and if you want read this story without bothering with the rest of the series, here's the cliff notes: In this continuity, the Friendship Is Magic stories of Equestria are set in the distant future of the original MLP stories that were taking place in Dream Valley. Oh, and Megan - the human heroine of the original show - is Celestia. No, really.
God-Queen Luna: "Sister, punch thy clock, for I have finished safeguarding the night and am all tuckered out."
God-Queen Celestia: *classy yawn* "Slow progress with the language, sister. Drop the 'thy' and you'll almost be up to date."
God-Queen Celestia: *heads toward